Shtankadoodle's Online Diary

Tomcat

Mee-ow-wreh.  (Hello, Again)

My name is Tomcat McMuffin, and I am the cat behind the website you're reading right now.  Shtankadoodle was, but due to his lack of enthusiam, I volunteered to take over.

Of course, if you've read the home page, then you already know all of this.  But I bet you don't know that I am:

  • The best cat in all of North Louisiana & the world.  (Oh wait...did I already mention that?  Good.)
  • Loving and affectionate.  Awkward.  Ahem...onto other topics...
  • Overweight and proud of it.  Some outdoor kitties can't afford to be as fat as I am.  If those kitties are reading this post right now and can't take the hint, then I'll spell it out for them:  I.  Am.  Superior.
  • Very sleepy.  A warm spot in the shade on a comfy cushion would make me conk right out.  Ah...it makes we want to roll over on my furry side and fall asleep right nowwwwwwwwwwww.  (Oops--I kind of dozed off on the keyboard.)
  • The cutest kitty you'll ever meet.  That is, if you like fat, sleepy, head-scratch-loving (NOT the back-scratches) and mischevious, kitties.  Oh, wait.  There's only one of those.
  • Not a fan of back scratches.  It makes me ache.  (But I'll forgive you if you accidentally forget)
  • Happy-go-lucky.  Everybody loves me.  How can I afford to not be happy-go-lucky?
  • The most techy cat you'll ever meet.  After all, I have my own website.  And if you're reading this, Lolcats, then you know there is a way to type with paws!!!
  • Irritated by lolcats...and back-scratches.  But I think we already covered this.
  • Always hungry.  Yum.  FOOOD. (Purrposeful typo)

Now, if you've made it through that list without falling asleep (I couldn't), or without losing you're breath because of my awesomeness, then something might be wrong with you.  Because, obviously, I'm awesome.  And if you did catch 40 winks while reading this (I caught 80), then I'm proud of you--that means that you're more like me than I anticipated.  And I'm awesome.  So if you can put together A2 + B2 = C2, then you know that you (A2) + me (B2) in similarity = Awesomeness (C2).

Glad to have you here, fellow awesome person/kitty!  (Because we both know that it's impossible to have made it through that list above without falling asleep or gasping at least once). And, goodnight.  Because awesome kitties like me and you can naps anytime we want.

-Sincerely, Tomcat

News

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Jul 6, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Yet another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines On Lactolia."

May 15, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Like usual, its so long that its painful! (But you know you can't resist reading it, anyway.)

Mar 6, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Dec 16, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

An addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Nov 10, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

A spin off the of the much-loved "Star Cats" series.

Jun 2, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

The behind-wiggling sequel to 'The Big Dent' Part 1.

Nov 19, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
With Captain Shtankadoodle's prized vessel now all-but-destroyed in a brutal comet collision, the crew (Shtankadoodle included) isn't certain what to expect on their return to earth!  Find out in: The Big Dent, Part I
Oct 1, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

As if the threat of a comet bound for the Solera Station didn’t seem looming enough, with the entire ship induced into a nervous, whispered panic, Subcommander Ocee could only keep from biting her claws and resisting the impulse to shrink away into a tight cranny—a box, a nook in the insulation, a raccoon trap—anything would do, really, to get away from this news:  Lieutenant Lucky had just confirmed that the comet everybody was worried about was only seventeen minutes from impact.

Aug 31, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Whisker's crossed!  It's Captain Shtankadoodle's fur-blowing trilogy to, "The Sun Colony, Part 1,".
Jul 18, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Does this Star Cats addition meet the expectations set by the previous, The Sun Colony: Part 1?  Once you read it, you'll know as sure as "the day is red on Hewen IV!"