Shtankadoodle's Online Diary

Star Cats

Star Cats now have their own feed! To catch up on Shtankadoodle's and his interstellar adventures, click here!


You know, in world full of lolcats, you can get strained.  You can go crazy.  Some lolcats can make the bad kitty world seem even badder--eh, worse.  So the thing is...they're going world-wide!  They're famous an' on the web!   They're getting out of control and posing a threat to the smart kitties of the universes!...universe.  So see, all the time I spend sleeping, my mind got ta workin'.  What if I led a space expidition! To explore--to leave the lolcats behind!  I gathered up a few non-locats, And then I decided to start up my ship! Now, I am officially "Captain Shtankandoodle" (A title that suits me very well) an' every month or so (although my posts may arrive a little late--maybe it's the wifi out here in the depths of space), I go on a grand adventure through space!  Sometimes I go back in time, or sometimes I'm not going anywhere at all.  It's an exciting new world for me to explore out in space, and now I can!

Meet the crew:

Me, Captain Shtankadoodle.  I'm the captain of the ship.

Subcommander Ocee:  Yes, I invited her along to.  She can be a pain, especially with her made up rule that Ocicats never show emotion while on active duty, but she does keep the ship in ship-shape!

Ensign Mew Mew:  His full name is Ensign Meow Meow, but we usually call him Ensign Mew Mew.  He's a deck worker and also one of my most trusted Ensigns.  Once he survived being on a planet by himself.

Ensign Grace:  She's also a deckworker.  She doesn't have any real talent so some cats call her 'dull' but she really is a good crewemember.  Also, she is Lieutenant Lucky's best friend.

Lieutenant Lucky:  She's my chief engineer, and has a determined, optimistic personality.  Most of the crew is cheered up when they talk to her.

Doctor Spot:  He's the positive and optimitic medical doctor on the Catnip.  He started off as an ensign, and was promoted shortly after displaying valient heroism during the mission to Destiny II.

Ensign Ricky:  He seems to have a crush on Ensign Lucky.  He is also an engineer.

Ensign Ricketta:  Eh...I don't know about her...I think she's an extra.  (That means all the bad stuff happens to her instead of everybody else)

Meanwhile stick along with my exciting series: Star Cats!

News

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Jul 6, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Yet another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines On Lactolia."

May 15, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Like usual, its so long that its painful! (But you know you can't resist reading it, anyway.)

Mar 6, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Dec 16, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

An addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Nov 10, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

A spin off the of the much-loved "Star Cats" series.

Jun 2, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

The behind-wiggling sequel to 'The Big Dent' Part 1.

Nov 19, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
With Captain Shtankadoodle's prized vessel now all-but-destroyed in a brutal comet collision, the crew (Shtankadoodle included) isn't certain what to expect on their return to earth!  Find out in: The Big Dent, Part I
Oct 1, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

As if the threat of a comet bound for the Solera Station didn’t seem looming enough, with the entire ship induced into a nervous, whispered panic, Subcommander Ocee could only keep from biting her claws and resisting the impulse to shrink away into a tight cranny—a box, a nook in the insulation, a raccoon trap—anything would do, really, to get away from this news:  Lieutenant Lucky had just confirmed that the comet everybody was worried about was only seventeen minutes from impact.

Aug 31, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Whisker's crossed!  It's Captain Shtankadoodle's fur-blowing trilogy to, "The Sun Colony, Part 1,".
Jul 18, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Does this Star Cats addition meet the expectations set by the previous, The Sun Colony: Part 1?  Once you read it, you'll know as sure as "the day is red on Hewen IV!"