Shtankadoodle's Online Diary

Hrmm...Lolcats

LOLcats.  They're out of control and making us all look like fools!  Hmmph!  I, Shtankadoodle, am mad and I ain't gonna take it no more!  I'm gonna hide out here in my Kitty Shack until I've devised a solution...

Shtankadoodle Ragdoll cat sleeping in his Kitty Shack

Well, hey there internet fans!  I am going to share with you one of my "human-peeves."  I say "human-peeves" because, well, humans have pet-peeves, don't they?  So, why can't a kitty have a human peeve?

You know one thing that really gets my tail all knotted up is how cats do not live up to their full potential.  Come on, kitties!!!  Have some pride!  I am going to post a "lolcat" each weekday, and explain to you how my intelligent species is going to ruin.  I hope that this will inspire felines everywhere to stop acting retarded, and start being the supreme beings that we are.  Learn how to spell, act responsibly, and think outside the litter-box for a change!!!

I appeal to the greater kitty in all of us in hopes of bringing about a better understanding of these misled "LOLcat" kitties' mistakes.  I will write about them in the news section under LOLcat of the day. You can jump there now by clicking here.

Okay, that was tiring.  Now, I must nap.  Good day folks!

News

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Jul 6, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Yet another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines On Lactolia."

May 15, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Like usual, its so long that its painful! (But you know you can't resist reading it, anyway.)

Mar 6, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Dec 16, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

An addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Nov 10, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

A spin off the of the much-loved "Star Cats" series.

Jun 2, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

The behind-wiggling sequel to 'The Big Dent' Part 1.

Nov 19, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
With Captain Shtankadoodle's prized vessel now all-but-destroyed in a brutal comet collision, the crew (Shtankadoodle included) isn't certain what to expect on their return to earth!  Find out in: The Big Dent, Part I
Oct 1, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

As if the threat of a comet bound for the Solera Station didn’t seem looming enough, with the entire ship induced into a nervous, whispered panic, Subcommander Ocee could only keep from biting her claws and resisting the impulse to shrink away into a tight cranny—a box, a nook in the insulation, a raccoon trap—anything would do, really, to get away from this news:  Lieutenant Lucky had just confirmed that the comet everybody was worried about was only seventeen minutes from impact.

Aug 31, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Whisker's crossed!  It's Captain Shtankadoodle's fur-blowing trilogy to, "The Sun Colony, Part 1,".
Jul 18, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Does this Star Cats addition meet the expectations set by the previous, The Sun Colony: Part 1?  Once you read it, you'll know as sure as "the day is red on Hewen IV!"