Hrmm...Lolcats
LOLcats. They're out of control and making us all look like fools! Hmmph! I, Shtankadoodle, am mad and I ain't gonna take it no more! I'm gonna hide out here in my Kitty Shack until I've devised a solution...
Well, hey there internet fans! I am going to share with you one of my "human-peeves." I say "human-peeves" because, well, humans have pet-peeves, don't they? So, why can't a kitty have a human peeve?
You know one thing that really gets my tail all knotted up is how cats do not live up to their full potential. Come on, kitties!!! Have some pride! I am going to post a "lolcat" each weekday, and explain to you how my intelligent species is going to ruin. I hope that this will inspire felines everywhere to stop acting retarded, and start being the supreme beings that we are. Learn how to spell, act responsibly, and think outside the litter-box for a change!!!
I appeal to the greater kitty in all of us in hopes of bringing about a better understanding of these misled "LOLcat" kitties' mistakes. I will write about them in the news section under LOLcat of the day. You can jump there now by clicking here.
Okay, that was tiring. Now, I must nap. Good day folks!
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A hospital bed. Wha…? Why? Again? Nugget’s bleary yellow eyes struggled to adjust to the brightness of the cold, concrete room he was being kept in. A long row of hospital beds lined the endless, grimy wall, but his eyes were too unfocused to see them. Instead, it was the smell of weak alcohol cleaner that told him exactly where he was. Nugget tried to push himself up onto his legs, but a sharp, stabbing feeling rent his stomach.
Button’s paws pressed against the iron door, supporting her as she stood up on her two hind legs and tried to peer down the long, narrow row of identical white cells. The only thing different about each individual cell were the foul creatures that inhabited them, and really, Button thought, even they didn’t seem to vary much in size or demeanor.
Yet another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines On Lactolia."
Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."
Like usual, its so long that its painful! (But you know you can't resist reading it, anyway.)
Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."
An addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."
A spin off the of the much-loved "Star Cats" series.
The behind-wiggling sequel to 'The Big Dent' Part 1.
As if the threat of a comet bound for the Solera Station didn’t seem looming enough, with the entire ship induced into a nervous, whispered panic, Subcommander Ocee could only keep from biting her claws and resisting the impulse to shrink away into a tight cranny—a box, a nook in the insulation, a raccoon trap—anything would do, really, to get away from this news: Lieutenant Lucky had just confirmed that the comet everybody was worried about was only seventeen minutes from impact.