Shtankadoodle's Online Diary

Leod

Oh...you there.  Hmm.  I was trying to sleep but I guess you want to know a little about me.  Well, I'm a quiet cat.  I don't say much.  I really only meow when I am hungry and it's a very pathetic weak meow.  I'm not afraid to admit it.  It's just how it is and I am comfortable in my own skin--sometimes maybe too much.  In fact, when my pets got me from the pet store, I just rolled out of the cage like a wet noodle into their hands.  They were taken.  Love at first sight!  But that's how I pulled a fast one on them.  You see, I don't really care too much about my pets but I do really enjoy the food they give me.  So, I usually hide out in a corner of the house somewhere and then when my belly gets a little upset from hunger, I will stroll out and stretch in front of them to get attention and remind them that the prince of the house needs food!

I also try to keep a low profile usually because Andy likes to give me a hard time sometimes.  He's like a bi-polar cat.  One second he is licking my hair trying to clean me and the next he is biting my neck!  I don't know what to think about Andy, but he seems generally harmless.

Andy thinks he's super important because he has a lot of names, but I also have many names!  I have found that when pets keep giving you new names, it means they love you all the more.  As I mentioned already, I don't care about this love thing, but I do care about food.  So, it all works out for me!

Here are my other names (so far):

  • Tuxie
  • Little Cat
  • Leedles
  • Leod
  • Leodocious
  • Mr. McLeod

I may not have as many names as Andy, but it's all fine with me.  Just keep that Science Diet food coming and you can call me whatever you want!!

News

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Oct 4, 2020
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

A hospital bed.  Wha…?  Why? Again?  Nugget’s bleary yellow eyes struggled to adjust to the brightness of the cold, concrete room he was being kept in.  A long row of hospital beds lined the endless, grimy wall, but his eyes were too unfocused to see them.  Instead, it was the smell of weak alcohol cleaner that told him exactly where he was. Nugget tried to push himself up onto his legs, but a sharp, stabbing feeling rent his stomach.

Jul 3, 2019
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Button’s paws pressed against the iron door, supporting her as she stood up on her two hind legs and tried to peer down the long, narrow row of identical white cells.  The only thing different about each individual cell were the foul creatures that inhabited them, and really, Button thought, even they didn’t seem to vary much in size or demeanor.

Jul 6, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Yet another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines On Lactolia."

May 15, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Like usual, its so long that its painful! (But you know you can't resist reading it, anyway.)

Mar 6, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Dec 16, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

An addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Nov 10, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

A spin off the of the much-loved "Star Cats" series.

Jun 2, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

The behind-wiggling sequel to 'The Big Dent' Part 1.

Nov 19, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
With Captain Shtankadoodle's prized vessel now all-but-destroyed in a brutal comet collision, the crew (Shtankadoodle included) isn't certain what to expect on their return to earth!  Find out in: The Big Dent, Part I
Oct 1, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

As if the threat of a comet bound for the Solera Station didn’t seem looming enough, with the entire ship induced into a nervous, whispered panic, Subcommander Ocee could only keep from biting her claws and resisting the impulse to shrink away into a tight cranny—a box, a nook in the insulation, a raccoon trap—anything would do, really, to get away from this news:  Lieutenant Lucky had just confirmed that the comet everybody was worried about was only seventeen minutes from impact.