Shtankadoodle's Online Diary

Hrmm...Lolcats

LOLcats.  They're out of control and making us all look like fools!  Hmmph!  I, Shtankadoodle, am mad and I ain't gonna take it no more!  I'm gonna hide out here in my Kitty Shack until I've devised a solution...

Shtankadoodle Ragdoll cat sleeping in his Kitty Shack

Well, hey there internet fans!  I am going to share with you one of my "human-peeves."  I say "human-peeves" because, well, humans have pet-peeves, don't they?  So, why can't a kitty have a human peeve?

You know one thing that really gets my tail all knotted up is how cats do not live up to their full potential.  Come on, kitties!!!  Have some pride!  I am going to post a "lolcat" each weekday, and explain to you how my intelligent species is going to ruin.  I hope that this will inspire felines everywhere to stop acting retarded, and start being the supreme beings that we are.  Learn how to spell, act responsibly, and think outside the litter-box for a change!!!

I appeal to the greater kitty in all of us in hopes of bringing about a better understanding of these misled "LOLcat" kitties' mistakes.  I will write about them in the news section under LOLcat of the day. You can jump there now by clicking here.

Okay, that was tiring.  Now, I must nap.  Good day folks!

News

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Sep 4, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles

A turn to the left—now a little to the right.  Just purr-fect.  So today is my first ever photo shoot, the one where I have to model.
Sep 3, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Well, I must say last night was a doozy (especially for an old kitty cat)!
Sep 2, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Aug 29, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Well…actually I have. Sort of. You see, I am the purrito (thanks to my lousy pets) and I am the new Grr-ger King special

 

Aug 28, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I love meal time!  It’s what a fluffy cat like me looks forward to everyday—besides the fighting and sleeping.  My favorite part about meal time you might ask?  Eating.  (That might be a given though…I don’t know?)
Aug 27, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Meow to all my kitty-friends!!!  I have a semi important topic to share with you today.  First and furmost, I must show you a picture.  Recently, (as in about 5 months ago) my pets (humans) gave me a haircut.
Aug 26, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Ocee, this letter was supposed to have been delivered to you a long time ago, but it wasn't, so while you have learned many of these lessons on your own already, I will read the message to you anyway:
Jul 14, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
So we've covered what I do everyday around my house, but not what I do every night.  So meow I'm going to explain.
Jul 11, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
So today I ate my food.  I was a little disturbed that even though I have bad eyesight, I noticed that it had some powder on it, so that means that either my pets are trying to poison me or give me medications.
Jun 9, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles