Shtankadoodle's Online Diary

Hrmm...Lolcats

LOLcats.  They're out of control and making us all look like fools!  Hmmph!  I, Shtankadoodle, am mad and I ain't gonna take it no more!  I'm gonna hide out here in my Kitty Shack until I've devised a solution...

Shtankadoodle Ragdoll cat sleeping in his Kitty Shack

Well, hey there internet fans!  I am going to share with you one of my "human-peeves."  I say "human-peeves" because, well, humans have pet-peeves, don't they?  So, why can't a kitty have a human peeve?

You know one thing that really gets my tail all knotted up is how cats do not live up to their full potential.  Come on, kitties!!!  Have some pride!  I am going to post a "lolcat" each weekday, and explain to you how my intelligent species is going to ruin.  I hope that this will inspire felines everywhere to stop acting retarded, and start being the supreme beings that we are.  Learn how to spell, act responsibly, and think outside the litter-box for a change!!!

I appeal to the greater kitty in all of us in hopes of bringing about a better understanding of these misled "LOLcat" kitties' mistakes.  I will write about them in the news section under LOLcat of the day. You can jump there now by clicking here.

Okay, that was tiring.  Now, I must nap.  Good day folks!

News

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Oct 31, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Okay, so here’s the scoop.  What words would we (meaning us cats) come up with if we could affect the english vocabulary?
Oct 29, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Oct 19, 2014
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
“And next is um, Ensign Lucky!” I stumble over my words, watching Ensign Lucky bounce up and down, ready to come up on stage for her promotion.  I, Captain Shtankadoodle, had contacted Admiral Meowers to host a celebration, promoting Ensign Lucky to lieutenant, and Ensign Spot to doctor.  Almost everybody on my crew was excited.
Oct 8, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
I think SpiderCat just disproved gravity...but that isn't the point.
Oct 7, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
There it is again.  Avoid it!  My dignity begs me.  Avoid it!  My nose screams horribly.  Never mind it... My stomach mumbles with a growl.
Oct 1, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles

Counseling from a wise cat

Our topic of the day:  How to choose the right pet (human).

Sep 23, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Tuesday: Dear Diary, It is me Shtankadoodle...
Sep 11, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
They taunt us old cats with their constantly beating wings.  They take revenge on me now that I'm old--even though all I did was watch them when I was young.
Sep 9, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Article submitted by a guest writer.  If you have a Shtankadoodle post idea, list it in comments.
Sep 6, 2014
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
The bridge controls were the only thing that functioned in the entire ship at that moment.   They (expensively) were designed to preserve energy for any such circumstance.  As I start barking orders to Subcommander Ocee, a heat wave hits the ship.   Subcommander Ocee puts her helmet on.  Safe.  I still wonder how this could get so bad, in just two hours of sleep though.  And now, the continuation...