Join Captain Shtankadoodle on his Wildest Adventures Yet... (Or Maybe Weirdest)
Meow! I'm Shtankadoodle, and I'm a cat. Actually, I'm more than that. I'm a cat in command of an entire starship--you wouldn't believe it from my picture, would you? (No, not Cattain Shtankadoodle. Believe me, the cheesy puns can get tiring)
I've done a lot of things. People think that cats don't do much, but they're wrong. I've done a boatload of stuff. Namely, sleep on the pavement, sleep on the grass, sleep in a planting pot, sleep on an outdoor swing, sleep in a house, sleep on a bed, sleep on a padded car bench, sleep in a tiny cat hut, sleep in the mulch, etc. And yet with all my wildly exciting adventures, I hadn't dreamed of the adventures I find myself doing today: Sleeping on a starship! Sleeping on even an alien planet! And survey vessels...and stuff.
You see, I'm captain of the Starship Catnip, and I have a crew with a large running tally of somewhere around...well, I don't keep count. Keeping count is one of those many things that wastes my very valuable sleeping time. What does matter is that every feline under my command is happy as I guide them--er, they guide me--through the vast depths of space. Sure, they're probably happy because I suspect that they are partying in the wee hours of the night--or morning (isn't so hard to keep track of time without a sun?)--but, hey! They're happy! And again, it's one of those things that I'd rather not get worked up about and instead enjoy a nice, long, nap. I mean, we get places. We accomplish the missions that Star Convoy sets for us. I think. So again: What does it matter?
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