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Meow!  I'm Shtankadoodle, and I'm a cat.  Actually, I'm more than that.  I'm a cat in command of an entire starship--you wouldn't believe it from my picture, would you?  (No, not Cattain Shtankadoodle.  Believe me, the cheesy puns can get tiring)

I've done a lot of things. People think that cats don't do much, but they're wrong.  I've done a boatload of stuff. Namely, sleep on the pavement, sleep on the grass, sleep in a planting pot, sleep on an outdoor swing, sleep in a house, sleep on a bed, sleep on a padded car bench, sleep in a tiny cat hut, sleep in the mulch, etc.  And yet with all my wildly exciting adventures, I hadn't dreamed of the adventures I find myself doing today:  Sleeping on a starship!  Sleeping on even an alien planet!  And survey vessels...and stuff.

You see, I'm captain of the Starship Catnip, and I have a crew with a large running tally of somewhere around...well, I don't keep count.  Keeping count is one of those many things that wastes my very valuable sleeping time.  What does matter is that every feline under my command is happy as I guide them--er, they guide me--through the vast depths of space.  Sure, they're probably happy because I suspect that they are partying in the wee hours of the night--or morning (isn't so hard to keep track of time without a sun?)--but, hey!  They're happy!  And again, it's one of those things that I'd rather not get worked up about and instead enjoy a nice, long, nap.  I mean, we get places.  We accomplish the missions that Star Convoy sets for us.  I think.  So again:  What does it matter?


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Oct 19, 2012
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
We just hit a gap in our timeline, or maybe even worse...
Oct 18, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Shtankadoodle or maybe I should refer to him as my...
Oct 17, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Meowww ( my ) female cat is grooming herself...
Oct 16, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I hope I won the worlds greatest cat yawn award!
Oct 16, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I feel like a king, this is awesome!
Oct 15, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
WARNING: Do not disturb the eating ocicat!
Oct 15, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Until you see Action Kitty, just let me nap!
Oct 14, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
If you wan't some easy advice, get fired from your job! That's the easiest and most important step! Then, you'll have all the time in the world! Well, at least that whats I know from observing humans anyway...
Oct 14, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I was sitting under a tree, that was after I got pinned up, let me tell you about that...