Shtankadoodle's Online Diary

Tomcat

Mee-ow-wreh.  (Hello, Again)

My name is Tomcat McMuffin, and I am the cat behind the website you're reading right now.  Shtankadoodle was, but due to his lack of enthusiam, I volunteered to take over.

Of course, if you've read the home page, then you already know all of this.  But I bet you don't know that I am:

  • The best cat in all of North Louisiana & the world.  (Oh wait...did I already mention that?  Good.)
  • Loving and affectionate.  Awkward.  Ahem...onto other topics...
  • Overweight and proud of it.  Some outdoor kitties can't afford to be as fat as I am.  If those kitties are reading this post right now and can't take the hint, then I'll spell it out for them:  I.  Am.  Superior.
  • Very sleepy.  A warm spot in the shade on a comfy cushion would make me conk right out.  Ah...it makes we want to roll over on my furry side and fall asleep right nowwwwwwwwwwww.  (Oops--I kind of dozed off on the keyboard.)
  • The cutest kitty you'll ever meet.  That is, if you like fat, sleepy, head-scratch-loving (NOT the back-scratches) and mischevious, kitties.  Oh, wait.  There's only one of those.
  • Not a fan of back scratches.  It makes me ache.  (But I'll forgive you if you accidentally forget)
  • Happy-go-lucky.  Everybody loves me.  How can I afford to not be happy-go-lucky?
  • The most techy cat you'll ever meet.  After all, I have my own website.  And if you're reading this, Lolcats, then you know there is a way to type with paws!!!
  • Irritated by lolcats...and back-scratches.  But I think we already covered this.
  • Always hungry.  Yum.  FOOOD. (Purrposeful typo)

Now, if you've made it through that list without falling asleep (I couldn't), or without losing you're breath because of my awesomeness, then something might be wrong with you.  Because, obviously, I'm awesome.  And if you did catch 40 winks while reading this (I caught 80), then I'm proud of you--that means that you're more like me than I anticipated.  And I'm awesome.  So if you can put together A2 + B2 = C2, then you know that you (A2) + me (B2) in similarity = Awesomeness (C2).

Glad to have you here, fellow awesome person/kitty!  (Because we both know that it's impossible to have made it through that list above without falling asleep or gasping at least once). And, goodnight.  Because awesome kitties like me and you can naps anytime we want.

-Sincerely, Tomcat

News

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Aug 31, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Whisker's crossed!  It's Captain Shtankadoodle's fur-blowing trilogy to, "The Sun Colony, Part 1,".
Jul 18, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Does this Star Cats addition meet the expectations set by the previous, The Sun Colony: Part 1?  Once you read it, you'll know as sure as "the day is red on Hewen IV!"
May 1, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Savor the Star Cats, "Sun Colony" Mission.  It's even better than King's Buffet Cake with tuna ganache!
Mar 22, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
The claw-biting conclusion to Missions and Suspicions Part 4 (3,2, and 1)
Jan 28, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
The tail-twisting, can't-tear-your-eyes-away continuation of Missions and Suspicions Part 3
Nov 22, 2015
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
The fur-curling continuation of Missions and Suspicions Part 1 & 2!
Jan 27, 2015
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Your probably thinking, wait there's more?  I thought being brought inside by your pets and allowed to suckle and drool on a micro-fleece blanket was good enough!  Wrong.  THERE IS MORE!  Some humans farther down the street are totally mouse and rat infested...YAY!
Jan 18, 2015
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Now let me tell you secret.  There's been a male cat snooping around...and that's not the worst part (even though it is unerving to realize that a cat even dare to step into my territory--To even look at Ocee).
Dec 22, 2014
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

“Yes, but I don’t-,” Before the ensign could say anymore about the fact that the air vents on the shuttle already had been fixed, Lieutenant Lucky abruptly pointed to her new badge, a Lieutenant's badge.  The ensign drooped his shoulders and walked out of the office that had just been a storage room until Ensign Lucky had been promoted.

 
Nov 11, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Dear Diary, today I slept, ate, slept, and soon, I will be leaving my "safe zone", or my house, for the evening patrol.  All was fine today.