Shtankadoodle's Online Diary

Star Cats

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You know, in world full of lolcats, you can get strained.  You can go crazy.  Some lolcats can make the bad kitty world seem even badder--eh, worse.  So the thing is...they're going world-wide!  They're famous an' on the web!   They're getting out of control and posing a threat to the smart kitties of the universes!...universe.  So see, all the time I spend sleeping, my mind got ta workin'.  What if I led a space expidition! To explore--to leave the lolcats behind!  I gathered up a few non-locats, And then I decided to start up my ship! Now, I am officially "Captain Shtankandoodle" (A title that suits me very well) an' every month or so (although my posts may arrive a little late--maybe it's the wifi out here in the depths of space), I go on a grand adventure through space!  Sometimes I go back in time, or sometimes I'm not going anywhere at all.  It's an exciting new world for me to explore out in space, and now I can!

Meet the crew:

Me, Captain Shtankadoodle.  I'm the captain of the ship.

Subcommander Ocee:  Yes, I invited her along to.  She can be a pain, especially with her made up rule that Ocicats never show emotion while on active duty, but she does keep the ship in ship-shape!

Ensign Mew Mew:  His full name is Ensign Meow Meow, but we usually call him Ensign Mew Mew.  He's a deck worker and also one of my most trusted Ensigns.  Once he survived being on a planet by himself.

Ensign Grace:  She's also a deckworker.  She doesn't have any real talent so some cats call her 'dull' but she really is a good crewemember.  Also, she is Lieutenant Lucky's best friend.

Lieutenant Lucky:  She's my chief engineer, and has a determined, optimistic personality.  Most of the crew is cheered up when they talk to her.

Doctor Spot:  He's the positive and optimitic medical doctor on the Catnip.  He started off as an ensign, and was promoted shortly after displaying valient heroism during the mission to Destiny II.

Ensign Ricky:  He seems to have a crush on Ensign Lucky.  He is also an engineer.

Ensign Ricketta:  Eh...I don't know about her...I think she's an extra.  (That means all the bad stuff happens to her instead of everybody else)

Meanwhile stick along with my exciting series: Star Cats!

News

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Aug 31, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Whisker's crossed!  It's Captain Shtankadoodle's fur-blowing trilogy to, "The Sun Colony, Part 1,".
Jul 18, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Does this Star Cats addition meet the expectations set by the previous, The Sun Colony: Part 1?  Once you read it, you'll know as sure as "the day is red on Hewen IV!"
May 1, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Savor the Star Cats, "Sun Colony" Mission.  It's even better than King's Buffet Cake with tuna ganache!
Mar 22, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
The claw-biting conclusion to Missions and Suspicions Part 4 (3,2, and 1)
Jan 28, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
The tail-twisting, can't-tear-your-eyes-away continuation of Missions and Suspicions Part 3
Nov 22, 2015
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
The fur-curling continuation of Missions and Suspicions Part 1 & 2!
Jan 27, 2015
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Your probably thinking, wait there's more?  I thought being brought inside by your pets and allowed to suckle and drool on a micro-fleece blanket was good enough!  Wrong.  THERE IS MORE!  Some humans farther down the street are totally mouse and rat infested...YAY!
Jan 18, 2015
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Now let me tell you secret.  There's been a male cat snooping around...and that's not the worst part (even though it is unerving to realize that a cat even dare to step into my territory--To even look at Ocee).
Dec 22, 2014
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

“Yes, but I don’t-,” Before the ensign could say anymore about the fact that the air vents on the shuttle already had been fixed, Lieutenant Lucky abruptly pointed to her new badge, a Lieutenant's badge.  The ensign drooped his shoulders and walked out of the office that had just been a storage room until Ensign Lucky had been promoted.

 
Nov 11, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Dear Diary, today I slept, ate, slept, and soon, I will be leaving my "safe zone", or my house, for the evening patrol.  All was fine today.