Shtankadoodle's Online Diary

Hrmm...Lolcats

LOLcats.  They're out of control and making us all look like fools!  Hmmph!  I, Shtankadoodle, am mad and I ain't gonna take it no more!  I'm gonna hide out here in my Kitty Shack until I've devised a solution...

Shtankadoodle Ragdoll cat sleeping in his Kitty Shack

Well, hey there internet fans!  I am going to share with you one of my "human-peeves."  I say "human-peeves" because, well, humans have pet-peeves, don't they?  So, why can't a kitty have a human peeve?

You know one thing that really gets my tail all knotted up is how cats do not live up to their full potential.  Come on, kitties!!!  Have some pride!  I am going to post a "lolcat" each weekday, and explain to you how my intelligent species is going to ruin.  I hope that this will inspire felines everywhere to stop acting retarded, and start being the supreme beings that we are.  Learn how to spell, act responsibly, and think outside the litter-box for a change!!!

I appeal to the greater kitty in all of us in hopes of bringing about a better understanding of these misled "LOLcat" kitties' mistakes.  I will write about them in the news section under LOLcat of the day. You can jump there now by clicking here.

Okay, that was tiring.  Now, I must nap.  Good day folks!

News

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Aug 31, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Whisker's crossed!  It's Captain Shtankadoodle's fur-blowing trilogy to, "The Sun Colony, Part 1,".
Jul 18, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Does this Star Cats addition meet the expectations set by the previous, The Sun Colony: Part 1?  Once you read it, you'll know as sure as "the day is red on Hewen IV!"
May 1, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Savor the Star Cats, "Sun Colony" Mission.  It's even better than King's Buffet Cake with tuna ganache!
Mar 22, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
The claw-biting conclusion to Missions and Suspicions Part 4 (3,2, and 1)
Jan 28, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
The tail-twisting, can't-tear-your-eyes-away continuation of Missions and Suspicions Part 3
Nov 22, 2015
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
The fur-curling continuation of Missions and Suspicions Part 1 & 2!
Jan 27, 2015
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Your probably thinking, wait there's more?  I thought being brought inside by your pets and allowed to suckle and drool on a micro-fleece blanket was good enough!  Wrong.  THERE IS MORE!  Some humans farther down the street are totally mouse and rat infested...YAY!
Jan 18, 2015
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Now let me tell you secret.  There's been a male cat snooping around...and that's not the worst part (even though it is unerving to realize that a cat even dare to step into my territory--To even look at Ocee).
Dec 22, 2014
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

“Yes, but I don’t-,” Before the ensign could say anymore about the fact that the air vents on the shuttle already had been fixed, Lieutenant Lucky abruptly pointed to her new badge, a Lieutenant's badge.  The ensign drooped his shoulders and walked out of the office that had just been a storage room until Ensign Lucky had been promoted.

 
Nov 11, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Dear Diary, today I slept, ate, slept, and soon, I will be leaving my "safe zone", or my house, for the evening patrol.  All was fine today.