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Meow!  I'm Shtankadoodle, and I'm a cat.  Actually, I'm more than that.  I'm a cat in command of an entire starship--you wouldn't believe it from my picture, would you?  (No, not Cattain Shtankadoodle.  Believe me, the cheesy puns can get tiring)

I've done a lot of things. People think that cats don't do much, but they're wrong.  I've done a boatload of stuff. Namely, sleep on the pavement, sleep on the grass, sleep in a planting pot, sleep on an outdoor swing, sleep in a house, sleep on a bed, sleep on a padded car bench, sleep in a tiny cat hut, sleep in the mulch, etc.  And yet with all my wildly exciting adventures, I hadn't dreamed of the adventures I find myself doing today:  Sleeping on a starship!  Sleeping on even an alien planet!  And survey vessels...and stuff.

You see, I'm captain of the Starship Catnip, and I have a crew with a large running tally of somewhere around...well, I don't keep count.  Keeping count is one of those many things that wastes my very valuable sleeping time.  What does matter is that every feline under my command is happy as I guide them--er, they guide me--through the vast depths of space.  Sure, they're probably happy because I suspect that they are partying in the wee hours of the night--or morning (isn't so hard to keep track of time without a sun?)--but, hey!  They're happy!  And again, it's one of those things that I'd rather not get worked up about and instead enjoy a nice, long, nap.  I mean, we get places.  We accomplish the missions that Star Convoy sets for us.  I think.  So again:  What does it matter?


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May 1, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Savor the Star Cats, "Sun Colony" Mission.  It's even better than King's Buffet Cake with tuna ganache!
Mar 22, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
The claw-biting conclusion to Missions and Suspicions Part 4 (3,2, and 1)
Jan 28, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
The tail-twisting, can't-tear-your-eyes-away continuation of Missions and Suspicions Part 3
Nov 22, 2015
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
The fur-curling continuation of Missions and Suspicions Part 1 & 2!
Jan 27, 2015
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Your probably thinking, wait there's more?  I thought being brought inside by your pets and allowed to suckle and drool on a micro-fleece blanket was good enough!  Wrong.  THERE IS MORE!  Some humans farther down the street are totally mouse and rat infested...YAY!
Jan 18, 2015
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Now let me tell you secret.  There's been a male cat snooping around...and that's not the worst part (even though it is unerving to realize that a cat even dare to step into my territory--To even look at Ocee).
Dec 22, 2014
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

“Yes, but I don’t-,” Before the ensign could say anymore about the fact that the air vents on the shuttle already had been fixed, Lieutenant Lucky abruptly pointed to her new badge, a Lieutenant's badge.  The ensign drooped his shoulders and walked out of the office that had just been a storage room until Ensign Lucky had been promoted.

 
Nov 11, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Dear Diary, today I slept, ate, slept, and soon, I will be leaving my "safe zone", or my house, for the evening patrol.  All was fine today.
Oct 31, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Okay, so here’s the scoop.  What words would we (meaning us cats) come up with if we could affect the english vocabulary?
Oct 29, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle