Dec 12, 2012

It's MINE!!!!

Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Selfish Cat with Christmas ornamentLOLcat time:  Shtankadoodle here.  First, I must apoligize for my lack of a LOLcat yesterday.  You see, it was cold in South Louisiana.  Not freezing, mind you, but cold-ish.  Must have gotten to about 40 degrees F, and I LOVED IT!  I have a huge, fluffy, fur coat for this time of year, and for awhile, I thought that I would have no use for it.  I was sweltering under my fur coat...  Now, I have a use for it!  I was out frolicking about, feeling nice, and poofing myself out in order to make myself look more threatening.  You know, like a blowfish would do.  I must make the other kitties in the area that vie for my territory understand that I am the supreme kitty AND I get bigger in the winter.  I have a MASSIVE fur coat!  All of the other kitties in the area are short hairs....not me!

Now onto the LOLcat!  Ha ha.... I love kittens!  So young and full of life.  A little selfish at times, but still cute as a button.  This kitten needs an adult kitty to come along and teach him to share.  We all understand the allure of sparkly, pretty things... (Me, most of all.... Did I ever tell you about how my pets (humans) came to claim me?  Well, that is another story.  Let's just say that it involved pretty, sparkly bubbles!)  Anyway, sometimes good things come to those who are curious, and sometimes "curiosity really does kill the cat".

We don't want any fatalities this holiday season, young ones.  So, yes, you can play with sparkly, pretty objects, but DO NOT EAT THEM!  And, please, share.  This is the time for love, peace, kindness....  Hmm!  Well, it SHOULD ALWAYS BE THE TIME FOR LOVE, PEACE AND KINDNESS, but I digress.  Most kitties, and our pets (humans), tend to only think about themselves and what they want all of the time.  We really must set an example for our pets, kitties.  We must teach them the true way to live.  How else will our pets (humans) ever learn, if we, the supreme beings, do not set the proper example?  No wonder our pets tend to trample each other on Black Fridays.  They haven't learned how to share!

So, kitty, please be careful.  Do not eat anything shiny, sparkly, or that is glowing.  Share.  That is the best thing that you can do.  Be an honorable example of our exalted species.  Do not let us down, kitty.  Go forth and prove to the entire universe that we, kitty-cats, are wonderful caretakers, leaders, owners, and neighbors.  Merry Christmas!