Dec 3, 2012

Mario? Where are you?

Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Mario lolcatHi cats!  I love LOLcat time!  I love Mario!  So, do you think that I LOVE this picture?  Of course, I do!  

You know, I am a very generous owner of my pets (humans).  I allow them a lot of down time, which they can pretty much do what they want to.  They only need to feed me on time, pet me occasionally, and worship me from afar.  One of my pets, the little, male one, really likes to play Mario games.  I like to watch him beat that mean, nasty Koopa, and I like to paw at the cars as they race by in Mario Karts.  (I see, though, that I will have to take up my spelling rant with the creators of Mario, too!  They can't even spell "cart").

Oh well, this picture and wording are interesting.  I would like to go down a pipe to a warp-zone, but I think I am a little too big, like our friend above.  How does he know how to spell "Mario" and "warpzone", but not the simple words like "Oh", "hi", "is", and "this"?  Is our kitty-education system this bad?  I really must implore you, kitties, to use a dictionary, a computer or ask another kitty to help you spell-check.  Come on, we do not need to depend solely on the kitty-school system.  Lincoln's cat taught himself how to read, walked five miles to borrow a book, and ended up in the Kitty White House.  

Back to Mario.  My favoriite Mario game is Dr. Mario.  I like chasing all of those little pills around on the screen, but I know NOT to take them!!!  I do not endorse drugs or the use of anything, except for the occasional use of cat-nip.  Also, I rather enjoy watching my little, male pet play SUPER MARIO WORLD.  I kind of like Yoshi.  I only wish that he had a few more cat-like features, then the game would be more accurate.  Oh....oh....oh, I really like it when they go to the Water World.  I like fish!

Well, I just checked on my little, male pet, and he is not playing any games right now.  I guess I will go and get a quick nap.  Below, I have added another picture to let you see how the world really is.

(NOTE:)  This is NOT an actual picture of Lincoln's cat, but of "Socks", the Clinton's cat.  You can see from this picture, who is really in charge!!!

White House cat