Nov 28, 2012

Captain Morgan Cat

Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle

Captain Morgan CatLolcat time!!!!  Kitties!  Look at this crazy, drunk kitty.  He looks like he has been "celebrating" a little too much!  In fact, he is SO drunk that he can't even tell if the bottle is open, anymore!!!!  He can't even spell!!!  Look at him, licking his chops, waiting for the next sip.... HMMPH!  Control Yourself!!!

 I like a little nip in some nice eggnog (love the creamy, eggy sweetness), but this is unacceptable!!!!  Captain Morgan is NOT a responsible partier.  He will not make sure that you get home safely.  Kitties, please only drink responsibly and with other kitties that you trust.  This kitty is the poster-cat for how NOT to celebrate.

I, mean, think about it.  We JUST started the holiday season, and some cats will use any excuse they can in order to find a "companion in a bottle".  Pace yourselves, kitties!  A sip here and there is fine, but please do not down a whole bottle!  Do you know your weight to alcohol ratio?  When the bottle is bigger than you are, that is a good sign that is too much to drink.  Captain Morgan can wring you up, too!  This stuff is not for a featherweight.  Please, at least use some mixers to water it down some, stop at three drinks, and call a kitty-cab for a ride home.