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Nov 26, 2012

Absolutely No Situps!

Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
After Thanksgiving, cat does sit-ups.Okay, okay!  Shtankadoodle here.  How many of us, kitties, ate too much over the Thanksgiving holidays?  Lift your paws high!  Okay, I see that we all overindulged a bit, but that is okay.  Don't torture yourself like this kitty in the picture.  Don't demean yourself to worrying about your figure.  That is what our pets do!  We, the supreme beings in our homes, must set an example.  We must teach our lower life-form pets (the humans) that we FEAST, then we WAIT, until we are hungry again.  DO NOT EXERCISE!!!!  

You will digest the food.  It will go away.  You must simply nibble on your 9 Lives and not gorge yourself.... until Christmas!  

Kitties, I only feel like I gained a tiny bit of weight.  Do you want to know my secret?  Go get your calendar.... ready?   When was Thanksgiving?  November 22nd, you say?  Are you sure?  Most kitties (and their human pets) treated Thanksgiving as a WEEKLONG HOLIDAY!!!!!  We do not start feasting on November 19th and continue through until November 24th.  No, No, No!!!

Poor kitty in the picture looks completely bloated.  I, Shtankadoodle, don't really care when you decided to celebrate, but please limit yourselves, kitties, to the appropriate feasting time.  Thanksgiving was a ONE day holiday set up to celebrate the fact that pilgrims FINALLY HAD FOOD!!!!  Now, we gorge ourselves like we don't have any food!  We have food, kitties, just go look in your kitty dish that your pets (humans) have served you.  

Just nibble, now, and you will have you sleek, svelte, kitty shape back in no time.  Also, you may want to chase a mouse, cricket or lizard around, or, if you are as lucky as my female cat, Ocee, a snake!  ABSOLUTELY NO EXERCISE THAT IS NOT PART OF REGULAR KITTY LIFE!!!!

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Jul 3, 2019
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Button’s paws pressed against the iron door, supporting her as she stood up on her two hind legs and tried to peer down the long, narrow row of identical white cells.  The only thing different about each individual cell were the foul creatures that inhabited them, and really, Button thought, even they didn’t seem to vary much in size or demeanor.

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Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Yet another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines On Lactolia."

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Posted by: weedles

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Mar 6, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Dec 16, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

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Nov 10, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

A spin off the of the much-loved "Star Cats" series.

Jun 2, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

The behind-wiggling sequel to 'The Big Dent' Part 1.

Nov 19, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
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Oct 1, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

As if the threat of a comet bound for the Solera Station didn’t seem looming enough, with the entire ship induced into a nervous, whispered panic, Subcommander Ocee could only keep from biting her claws and resisting the impulse to shrink away into a tight cranny—a box, a nook in the insulation, a raccoon trap—anything would do, really, to get away from this news:  Lieutenant Lucky had just confirmed that the comet everybody was worried about was only seventeen minutes from impact.

Aug 31, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Whisker's crossed!  It's Captain Shtankadoodle's fur-blowing trilogy to, "The Sun Colony, Part 1,".