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Nov 20, 2012

Hmm? The Turkey Is Missing?

Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Turkey is missing cat Only a few more days until Thanksgiving, kitties!!!! Have you hidden the turkey, yet?  I don't know how the cat in this picture did it, but I LIKE the way that he hides turkeys!!!  I, Shtankadoodle, am a bit chubby, but I don't know if I could achieve such a grand accomplishment!  This kitty has mad skills!!!  Now you see a turkey, and now you don't!   YUMMY!  How about the ham?  Does anyone have any ideas on the ham?

I LOVE turkey and ham.  I, also, like seafood stuffing.  I love feasting.  I think that I am related to Garfield.  He is one cool cat.  Loves to nap all of the time, and when he wakes up, he eats!  The only thing that he has to upset his day is the drooling dog, Odie.  I don't live with a dog, but there is one next door.  His name is Oolie.  Yeah! I know... my pets helped to name him, but it is a LONG story.  Maybe I will tell you another time.  All that I know is that if Oolie tries to get my Thanksgiving meal, I may end up having an Oolie meal!!! 

Back to the cat in the picture.  Cats have the right CAT-titude!!!  I don't understand humans.  They are always worried about how they look,  but look at this cat:  DOES HE LOOK LIKE HE IS WORRIED ABOUT DIETING?!?!  Um, no!  Cats, inherently, understand that they are AWESOME!  We do not worry about a little extra weight or looking skinny in our fur.  A cat knows that feasting takes place at the feasting time, and then, he fasts during the lean times.  Think of our kitty relatives, the lions.  They can attack an antelope, gnaw on him for a few days, nap for a few more days, and then, only when they start to get hungry do they start the hunt, again.  The cat in the above picture has had a MARVELOUS hunt, and now he will digest it until Christmas.  THEN, he can hunt down the ham! 

HAPPY HUNTING!

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Jul 3, 2019
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Button’s paws pressed against the iron door, supporting her as she stood up on her two hind legs and tried to peer down the long, narrow row of identical white cells.  The only thing different about each individual cell were the foul creatures that inhabited them, and really, Button thought, even they didn’t seem to vary much in size or demeanor.

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Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Yet another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines On Lactolia."

May 15, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Like usual, its so long that its painful! (But you know you can't resist reading it, anyway.)

Mar 6, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Dec 16, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

An addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Nov 10, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

A spin off the of the much-loved "Star Cats" series.

Jun 2, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

The behind-wiggling sequel to 'The Big Dent' Part 1.

Nov 19, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
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Oct 1, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

As if the threat of a comet bound for the Solera Station didn’t seem looming enough, with the entire ship induced into a nervous, whispered panic, Subcommander Ocee could only keep from biting her claws and resisting the impulse to shrink away into a tight cranny—a box, a nook in the insulation, a raccoon trap—anything would do, really, to get away from this news:  Lieutenant Lucky had just confirmed that the comet everybody was worried about was only seventeen minutes from impact.

Aug 31, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Whisker's crossed!  It's Captain Shtankadoodle's fur-blowing trilogy to, "The Sun Colony, Part 1,".