Nov 7, 2012

Flagpole Is The New Fashion

Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles

I'm sorry fans that we missed the last few days.  There was a slight problem with our blog.  Anyway, today, I show you my true self, my true, beautiful self... my tail.  My tail is simply fascinating.  I didn't realize how simply fascinating and beautiful it was, until my pets started calling my tail a flagpole.  So, I strongly advise to all of you fans to get a $300 flagpole and mount it on your back.  I know that my flagpole will always look the best, but my fashion advice always works.  Maintenance for your flagpole is very high, or, otherwise, it'll just look like a flagpole.  Oh, no need to thank me!  Just as long as you like it... that's enough thanks, already!  If you do what I tell you to do, you'll look simply beautiful!  Now, let's remember:  I'm ravishingly beautiful.  Meow!!!