I'm sorry fans that we missed the last few days. There was a slight problem with our blog. Anyway, today, I show you my true self, my true, beautiful self... my tail. My tail is simply fascinating. I didn't realize how simply fascinating and beautiful it was, until my pets started calling my tail a flagpole. So, I strongly advise to all of you fans to get a $300 flagpole and mount it on your back. I know that my flagpole will always look the best, but my fashion advice always works. Maintenance for your flagpole is very high, or, otherwise, it'll just look like a flagpole. Oh, no need to thank me! Just as long as you like it... that's enough thanks, already! If you do what I tell you to do, you'll look simply beautiful! Now, let's remember: I'm ravishingly beautiful. Meow!!!