Nov 2, 2012

Oh No! I Have Let Go!!!

Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles

Hi lolcat fans!!! It is time to look at our lolcat of the day!  EEEEK!!!  What is this moron doing?  Forget bad spelling, it takes a pretty stupid cat to let go of the rope.  Even bungee jumpers (although I am not to assured of their intelligence) know NOT TO LET GO OF THE ROPE!!!!  This can only end in a bad way.

It is said that cats always land on their feet... Well, I am here to tell you that that is not true.  I, myself, (even though I am quite agile and coordinated) have been known to roll rather ungraciously off of whatever I was supposed to land on.  I can only imagine that this kitty will tuck and roll in order to recover some dignity, but the worst case scenario will have him flung into the chair in the background.  MEEOOWWW!!!! That's going to hurt!  Oooh!  I don't want to look!  Do you see the fear on his face, and the entirety of his nine lives passing before his eyes?  That is why we have claws.  We are supposed to use them to anchor us.

The only times that I have ever been completely disgraced was when I was trying to land on something that I couldn't sink my claws into such as: car hoods, grills, glass table tops... you know, slippery surfaces.  This kitty needs to learn to lock his claws and hold on tight!  We are to be dignified creatures, not dare-devils!!!