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Oct 21, 2012

Web Galaxy - Part 2

Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Captain Shtankadoodle looking proudly after issuing his web galaxy missing report In Web Galaxy - Part 1, captain Shtankadoodle suffered a crash while cruising the web galaxy.  After being drawn in by a strange force known as booglejr.com, found himself and his crew in a sticky situation as it appeared he and his crew were trapped on the screen of booglejr.com–unable to escape the computer or some strange force eminating from it...

Captain's log: We have some how been trapped inside a computer and subcommander Ocee says that...."Pause log," says captain Shtankadoodle. "Captain, we have figured out a clever way to break out while avoiding letting the alien know we escaped" subcommander Ocee says. "What's that?" I, Shtankadoodle say. " Well, Our engineer has discovered a power we didn't know about capable of destroying the computer glass." Ocee says. "Oh?" I respond.

"It's called phasers, our ship carried those weapons when we didn't even know it." Ocee says.

"That would have been mighty useful when we encountered those Klingmeows cats at Jupiter." I say, remembering when I had to blow up the engine to get away.

" Very Useful," says Ocee licking her paws,"while on that subject–in case you haven't noticed–our engineer still hasn't fixed the engine."

"Wait, we've been traveling at warp speed though!" I say. Ocee rips several layers of paper off the window.

"Our engineer has been replacing the windows with paper pictures of stars. Wasn't it fishy when we ran straight through a gas giant? thats because it was paper!"

"Well, I suppose meow would be a good time to talk to our chief engineer!" Shtankadoodle says storming out on his way to the chief engineer officer's quarters.

Captains log: Surprisingly enough, us crossing into a computers memory is actually true. It ended up being that admiral Meowsers had tried to transport us out of there, but our engineer officer gave the admiral the wrong coordinates, thats how we ended up on the screen instead. Subcommander Ocee, was successfull in using the phasers to free us, and under my orders, has seen to it that the young chief engineer (who's performance was questionable at best ) was reassigned. Right now, I have to pause-I've been invited to dinner with the admiral.

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Jul 3, 2019
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Button’s paws pressed against the iron door, supporting her as she stood up on her two hind legs and tried to peer down the long, narrow row of identical white cells.  The only thing different about each individual cell were the foul creatures that inhabited them, and really, Button thought, even they didn’t seem to vary much in size or demeanor.

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Posted by: weedles

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Mar 6, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

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Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

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Jun 2, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

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Nov 19, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
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Oct 1, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

As if the threat of a comet bound for the Solera Station didn’t seem looming enough, with the entire ship induced into a nervous, whispered panic, Subcommander Ocee could only keep from biting her claws and resisting the impulse to shrink away into a tight cranny—a box, a nook in the insulation, a raccoon trap—anything would do, really, to get away from this news:  Lieutenant Lucky had just confirmed that the comet everybody was worried about was only seventeen minutes from impact.

Aug 31, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Whisker's crossed!  It's Captain Shtankadoodle's fur-blowing trilogy to, "The Sun Colony, Part 1,".