Jan 18, 2015

New Cat in Town

Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Now let me tell you secret.  There's been a male cat snooping around...and that's not the worst part (even though it is unerving to realize that a cat even dare to step into my territory--To even look at Ocee).  The worst part is that my pet, my cute fuzzy pet, feels that he needs to step in!  Sure, half my face may be furless after fighting, and my throat might be raspy, but I don't want my pet to take over my reposibility!  He's gonna get hurt or something, and before I can do anything to stop him, he's out there feeling like he needs to protet me, like I'm the pet or something.  What an obnoxious idea!  However there are benefits from all this.  One.  I don't get to fight, instead I can sleep! Two.  I don't even have to get up.  Three.  My pet IS a little bigger than me.  Maybe that will scare this ugly orange cat off.  But if all else fails.  If this cat shows up again, if he presses my pets buttons to much then he' spushing mine, then big, furry, me is going to step in again.  (Can't I get a break occasionally?)  And when I do it is going to be bad...or something.  Because this is my turf, and to all cyber cats out there (you know, the ones that use the computer), stay off my turf!  Or...eh...I'll hairball you...or something!...BAD.