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Jan 18, 2015

New Cat in Town

Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Now let me tell you secret.  There's been a male cat snooping around...and that's not the worst part (even though it is unerving to realize that a cat even dare to step into my territory--To even look at Ocee).  The worst part is that my pet, my cute fuzzy pet, feels that he needs to step in!  Sure, half my face may be furless after fighting, and my throat might be raspy, but I don't want my pet to take over my reposibility!  He's gonna get hurt or something, and before I can do anything to stop him, he's out there feeling like he needs to protet me, like I'm the pet or something.  What an obnoxious idea!  However there are benefits from all this.  One.  I don't get to fight, instead I can sleep! Two.  I don't even have to get up.  Three.  My pet IS a little bigger than me.  Maybe that will scare this ugly orange cat off.  But if all else fails.  If this cat shows up again, if he presses my pets buttons to much then he' spushing mine, then big, furry, me is going to step in again.  (Can't I get a break occasionally?)  And when I do it is going to be bad...or something.  Because this is my turf, and to all cyber cats out there (you know, the ones that use the computer), stay off my turf!  Or...eh...I'll hairball you...or something!...BAD.
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Oct 4, 2020
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

A hospital bed.  Wha…?  Why? Again?  Nugget’s bleary yellow eyes struggled to adjust to the brightness of the cold, concrete room he was being kept in.  A long row of hospital beds lined the endless, grimy wall, but his eyes were too unfocused to see them.  Instead, it was the smell of weak alcohol cleaner that told him exactly where he was. Nugget tried to push himself up onto his legs, but a sharp, stabbing feeling rent his stomach.

Jul 3, 2019
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Button’s paws pressed against the iron door, supporting her as she stood up on her two hind legs and tried to peer down the long, narrow row of identical white cells.  The only thing different about each individual cell were the foul creatures that inhabited them, and really, Button thought, even they didn’t seem to vary much in size or demeanor.

Jul 6, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Yet another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines On Lactolia."

May 15, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Like usual, its so long that its painful! (But you know you can't resist reading it, anyway.)

Mar 6, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Dec 16, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

An addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Nov 10, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

A spin off the of the much-loved "Star Cats" series.

Jun 2, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

The behind-wiggling sequel to 'The Big Dent' Part 1.

Nov 19, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
With Captain Shtankadoodle's prized vessel now all-but-destroyed in a brutal comet collision, the crew (Shtankadoodle included) isn't certain what to expect on their return to earth!  Find out in: The Big Dent, Part I
Oct 1, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

As if the threat of a comet bound for the Solera Station didn’t seem looming enough, with the entire ship induced into a nervous, whispered panic, Subcommander Ocee could only keep from biting her claws and resisting the impulse to shrink away into a tight cranny—a box, a nook in the insulation, a raccoon trap—anything would do, really, to get away from this news:  Lieutenant Lucky had just confirmed that the comet everybody was worried about was only seventeen minutes from impact.