Aug 28, 2014

Meal time

Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I love meal time!  It’s what a fluffy cat like me looks forward to everyday—besides the fighting and sleeping.  My favorite part about meal time you might ask?  Eating.  (That might be a given though…I don’t know?)  I love to enjoy the savory canned wet food that my pets (humans) bring to me at meal time.  And the wonderful aroma of canned beef ribeye.  Yeah, I know it’s a hard word to pronounce, but I Googled it, pronounce it like: Rib-Ee-Ya.  Kind of sounds french, fright?.  Then the, delectable second course comes out--20 minutes to an hour later of course, thanks to slow service. A little late for royalty don’t you think?and then I eat some more  (That might be a given too…I’m trying to break the habit, but it's so hard).  Yummy.  Nothing like the delectable ribeya, but still delicious.  Then I wait for my third course.  And wait…and wait…and wait.  Service is poor, around here in this Louisiana town, so I’d give my restaurant a 3 and a half star rating.  Anyway, back to the main topic.  Where was I?  Oh yes, so I wait….and continue to wait…and continue to wait…and give up.  I mean, occasionally they feed me but it’s like they always seem to forget about me, and being an outdoor cat (Yes, outdoor ragdoll mix cat) I NEED FOOD.  Maybe I should raise a kitty awareness page on my blog about it…no…too lazy for that.  Anyway as I was saying, I’m waiting and waiting—we covered this already didn’t we?  Yes.  I see that we did.  Back to the main point, I like food,  I don’t get food, I’m a hungry kitty, and I don’t get food! (I sense a strange repetition in the last sentence…must be me, sometimes I’m funny like that).  So I end this touching post with meow, and I want a fish, and I’m tired (That has nothing to do with anything though), and royalty needs food… Darn it.  I think I stated the obvious again...