Now, the only problem with this haircut was the actual look of the cut. I looked silly. I know that I didn't make it easy for my pets to cut my hair. I kept rolling over expecting to be worshipped, that's what they were doing afterall, right? Anyway, if they had given me this haircut to make fun of me, then I would have had to correct them for their insolence, but, as you see, they pathetically did it out of devoted love for their king. Suckers. They were trying to make me comfortable though, and that is really rather kind of them. I know some kitties that would discipline their royal subjects for making them look foolish, but a true kitty ruler must understand his subjects aren't capable of high quality stuff. A true kitty ruler must also understand his fragile minded pets (humans) intent. If the intent was to ridicule the kitty, then of course you should banish those pets (humans) from your kingdom, but if they are truly trying to help, then you must put up with their inferior attempts and realize that they were only doing their best.... as pitiful as that might seem.
All this to say, that I am just now starting to grow in my new hair for the fall and winter, and I am starting to look nice again (and by nice I mean lady-kitty attracting nice)! I love this time of year. This is the season that the Kitty-king looks his finest!