Jun 9, 2014

Crunching Numbers

Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles

Wow!  Despite how much I enjoy picking on lolcats who don't know how to type--I'm probably worse at typing than this lolcat!  Of course I have chosen to do this lolcat, because this is an urgent problem at hand!  Only 25% of the disposable income is spent on our furry friend?  That is horrible!  I can assure you that at least 60% of my pets disposable income is spent on ME.  Well...actually I can't...and they just went on a vacation too--that must have taken more than 40% of the disposable income out.  Huh.  Well I can ASSURE you, that at least 50% of my pets disposable income is spent on ME.  Then why do they have all that beef and pork in the huge box in the kitchen that they trapped the artic cold in?  Huh.  Well I can assure--forget it.  Us kitty cats, we're down in the dumps.  I feel for this lolcat--I feel for myself.  I probably have less money spent on me than this lolcat has spent on himself!  Yes, he probably goes to the vet pretty often and gets toys and scratching posts--not that I want any of that stuff.  Then again, if I turn my head and look the more optomistic direction, they bought a $18,000 scratching post for Ocee and I (don't ask how I figured out the cost--lets just say I'm good at evesdropping).  Sometimes they occasionaly push a magical button or activate it by some sort of mind control or somethine and drive my scratching post away, which is kind of (like super) weird, but whatever.

So kitty cat, as much as it hurts to learn the sorrowful truth, we, correction, I still have the good, purr filled, happy life.  Look beyond the numbers kitty cat!  Oh, and I almost forgot, I hope this post will help the members of the massive kitty community out there (even though it probably won't)!  Bye!

-signed, Shtankadoodle