The second problem: Fido. Fido. Fido. It's a horrible name...it's a dog name. It's a DOG name. So here's the thing. Dog's are stupid. All they are is nuisances to us cat's. For example they pee on our territory--who do they think they are anyway?! So while Fido is pinned up outside on a leash, jumping and pouncing around, we watch. We are superior. We can also learn to not be absolutely terrified when a dog comes over though. All of us should know this, but some kitties need extra help. So, here's your lesson:(You can pay me for it if you want) We are better than dogs! (Oh, and if you want to pay me, about...1...no, 2 cat food cans would really hit the spot about now). So that's your lesson. If we are better, than we have no reason to be afraid! Of course, you guys might not have needed that lesson,because you look pretty smart already, eyeing down Fido. So, we all know that we're better than dogs. And that we hate each other, and that while they are absolutely stupid and they need a good scratch or two in the face, they can't help being born stupid. So, I hope I helped one of the kitties in the massive kitty community by this post!
-Shtankadoodle,
Your Furball Friend
Update: !!!! Shucks, I didn't get my 2 cans of kitty cat food!