May 1, 2014

Those Cloudy Days...

Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles

Haven't had your coffee today huh, pal?  Yeah, I understand, not having your kitty equivalent to coffee can make us all but nice.  Ocee even gets grunchy when her afternoon snack flies away.  (Figure this, I just learned today that cats actually do catch birds--I thought it was some gimmick Ocee made up.  Yeah, she's usually totally weird like that).  So anyway, my equivalent to not having coffee?  When I get cuddled by my owners.  They're okay and all, I mean they feed me, that's the main part, but when they squish me to where my bones feel like they're about to pop out of every socket in my body...I'm an old kitty cat here, be careful!  The worst part of it is when they get all mushy on me and start talking like this "My cute wittle innoncent, adorable, little fuzzy wuzzy kitty cutey cat."  Stupid accent included.

I totally get it, my not-so-fluffy kitty friend.  Totally.  I get that sometimes, something as silly as waking up freshly in the morning and realizing you had fallen asleep in the litter box, is something that can get us going.  I have it good though, the world is my litterbox.  Deal with it, humans!!!!!!  (Just ignore my occasional rants in this post, I'm not trying to direct toward you, my pal.)  Back to the chase.

It's like this, when you get in your little moments like this, it's impossible to get out of!  You can acknowledge that you have a bad attitude, and want to change it, but almost nothing can make you happy again once you're on this little tantrum.  Of course, usually all it lasts is a day, but there have been obscure cases like Grumpy Cat that never heal.  I saw the lol cats before Grumpy Cat was grumpy, it went something like this:  The world is full of good, and it's not hard to see it when you are good.  Yeah, circumstances can change a cat drastically, I still think that Grumpy Cat is one of the special cases though.

So, I hope you can make it through this cloudy day (I have many times) and as much as a BUR IN THE TAIL something like this is, we can make it through.  Hope my support helped some kitty in the massive kitty community!

-Shtankadoodle