Mar 22, 2014

Tommy

Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles

Okay.  I am feeling a strong urge to mention something about how OLD that computer is, but this is about Lol cats, right?  Okay Tommy, there's two things I see wrong in this picture here.

1. Cat's don't stand on two legs! I mean, imagine our pets, humans, going to work every day on four legs!

2) Neither cats nor people like when you do something you told them not to do!

 

Okay.  Let's face it number 2 is more important.  If you as cat, can't be responsible (much like me), then you aren't worthy of a pet at all!  On the upside, it is honorable of you to watch out for your pet's typos, but maybe you should watch out for them too.  Also, did you even consider the fact you might be causing the typos?  Afterall, you are in the way.  Now, for your home-work:

1) STOP standing on two legs.  It's confusing me.  I have a very hard time grasping the third dimention.

2) Focus on what you're doing or about to do when you correct someone.  You look retarded when you do exactly what you said to not do.

3) You know, I wasn't really going to add this last step, but it was just kind of itching at me as I wrote this article...persuade your owner to get a newer computer.  And maybe you could talk about that wallpaper while your at it.

I'm counting on you, Tommy!  Don't fail me!

 

--Shtankadoodle