Mar 19, 2013

Witnessing Cat

Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat going door to door to witness about ceiling cat.Shtankadoodle here:  It is LOLcat time.  Now, I don't think that religion is a joking matter.  I mean, we all believe something, right?  Some of us believe in Ceiling Cat, some believe in Fat Cat, some believe in nothing, some believe in science, some believe in themselves.  Whatever you choose to believe in is your own right.  I am not trying to change to your mind about what you believe with this one post.  That said....

I very much dislike kitties peddling their religion door to door.  Last time that I checked, Ceiling Cat is not a commodity.  I understand "sharing the good news", but I prefer to let my life be my witnessing tool.  If someone wants to know why I am different or what about me makes me act differently from other cats, I will gladly talk about it.  However, treating Ceiling Cat (or for that matter any other religious affiliation) like an object to be sold, I think sends the wrong message.  No one is going to want to change simply because some cat scratched on their door.  Kitties want to see proof that any message can change their lives.  Seeing YOUR life in action is the best witnessing tool that can ever be used.  If someone watches you long enough, they will know what it takes to get you angry, sad, mean, whatever, but your response is what they are really seeking.  If you can get angry and still be nice, that sends a far greater message than screaming, shouting, throwing things, and stomping around.  Cats are natural beings (although supreme ones), but Ceiling Cat is AWESOME!  

Another thing, how can there be so many, different messages about Ceiling Cat?  There's the Amish Ceiling Cat, Catholic Ceiling Cat, the Baptist Ceiling Cat, the Pentecostal Ceilling Cat, the Evangelical Ceiling Cat, the Anglican Ceiling Cat, the Presbyterian Ceiling Cat, the Jehovah's Witness Ceiling Cat, the Latter Day Saints Ceiling Cat, the Methodist Ceiling Cat, and I am sure many more.... so many Ceiling Cats.  How (or why) should I pick yours?  Just because you knocked on my door???  Um, No!  I like to be a bit more informed in my decisions, thank you.  Now, move along....you are wasting my time.