Mar 15, 2013

Need A Babysitter? Call 1-800-LOLCATS!

Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Need a babysitter?  Call 1-800-LOLCATSShtankadoodle here:  LOLcat Babysitters?  What is next?  I know that a lot of humans do not believe that babies and kitties mix.  Something about taxoplasmosis... or some such thing.  Well, I know for a fact that my pets (humans) had babies and kittens at the same time.  There wasn't any problems.  Now,  I will say that the cats that my pets had during this time were mainly outdoor cats.  Therefore, there wasn't any issue of a little one being too near a litterbox or having a kitty sit on the baby's face.  However, look at this team of LOLcats.  They are protecting this little cherub.  They are surrounding the baby in order to keep the baby from falling off of the couch.  Now, I must say that you might want an adult human nearby.... just in case.  

I know, I know... they are advertising as babysitters.  You see, LOLcats have this idea that babysitting really only entails "sitting".  They don't seem to understand that there is feeding, diapering, cuddling, soothing, and playing with the child.  They may be able to handle (paw-le?) sitting, cuddling and soothing, but how does a kitty feed a baby?  And diapering?   I don't want to know.  

If you need someone to actually SIT with your child, call the LOLcats, but if you want a real babysitter..... one that can stay with your child while you leave the house.... call one of your own species.