Feb 4, 2013

Cup O' Soup?

Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat wants his "soup" (fish).Shtankadoodle here and it is LOLcat time.  Yes, kitty, I know that some of us are a bit unrefined, but you have to learn to talk the talk if you want to order the right appetizer.  In order to make sure you are getting the best and freshest quality of soup, you must order it by the snobbish name of "aquarium".  I know.... Why?  Fish in water = SOUP.  Kitty, I know that it is hard to understand, but our pets (humans) can be a bit dense at times.  If it makes things simpler for our pets, we just need to learn the proper lingo.  Serioiusly, why else would a pet (human) keep a bowl fish in their house, except as a wonderful appetizer for their Kitty-King?!?!

So, just call it an aquarium and know that you ordered your food correctly.  If your pet (human) gets mad when you enjoy your meal, it is probably just because they were saving it for a surprise.  Oh well, BON APPETIT!

PS.  Kitty, if you can spell words like "aquarium" and "soup", please learn how to spell "you" and "calls".  Your online ordering may go more smoothly with proper spelling.