Feb 1, 2013

Five Second Rule

Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat will eat your food in 5,4,3,2,1It's Shtankadoodle, and it is LOLcat time.  I love evaluating these LOLcat pictures.  Colby has been having a great time on his vacation, and apparently he has instituted a new rule for his household.  I like it!

His new rule?  5 seconds-- that is all the pets (humans) get, and then it is HIS!!!  He is trying to be fair.  See, he understands that he is a natural hunter, so he gives his pets an advantage.  This advantage is very simple.  If his pet (human) leaves any food unattended for more than five seconds, HE GETS THE FOOD!  Now the pets (humans) might not find this fair or funny, but Colby is KING of his home and that is his new rule!  They will just have to learn to deal with it.  

MY pets are smart, though.  They feed me, Shtankadoodle, before they eat, AND they eat their food inside the big house while I am eating outside at my kitty-shack.  Oh well, I do eat good, and I am not missing many meals.  I have a little bit of chubbiness going on, but in my defense, it is winter (in South Louisiana...uhhmmm, yeah) and I NEED the warmth.  Yeah, that's it.  It DOES get cold here.  Last night, it was in the thirties.... well, upper thirties, but I was chilled.

Anyway, I think that if you can institute the 5 second rule, then I think you should.  I think that this is a GREAT IDEA!  Meow!