Jan 17, 2013

To Eat Or Not To Eat, That Is The Question.....

Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle

Cat tries, unsuccessfully, to eat with a head cone on.LOLcat time:  Poor, poor Mr. Paws.  Not only does he have to suffer the ridicule of having on one of these head cones to prevent scratching or nipping, but being deprived of his food is simply unjust.  How could a kitty allow himself to have such stupid pets (humans)?  Afterall, how hard would it be to take some really good scissors and trim the cone down a bit so a kitty could actually eat?  

I simply abhor the mockery being made of Mr. Paws.  He is trying to enjoy a peaceful respite, and he can't even reach his food.  Now, do his pets (humans) try to help him?  NO!  They MOCK him by putting his picture up on the web for all to see.  This is not a way to treat royalty.  You HONOR royalty.... not make fun of them!  OUTRAGEOUS!!!

My pets (humans) are fixers.  The big, male one is very handy with tools, vehicles, carpentry, computers, electrical, pretty much everything; and the big, female one is a problem solver IF the problem is obvious.  THIS... THIS above problem is VERY OBVIOUS!!!  Oh, you, poor kitty, how do you live with such fiends.  Come, please, and visit me.  I will show you the way to find AWESOME pets.  Pets that worship you and don't torment you.  Mr. Paws, please, email me at:  Shtankadoodle(at)kitty(dot)com, and I will send you the directions to my house.

Shtankadoodle to himself:  First, Whiskers, now, Mr. Paws.... Am I opening a shelter for LOLcats?