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Jan 27, 2015
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Your probably thinking, wait there's more?  I thought being brought inside by your pets and allowed to suckle and drool on a micro-fleece blanket was good enough!  Wrong.  THERE IS MORE!  Some humans farther down the street are totally mouse and rat infested...YAY!
Jan 18, 2015
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Now let me tell you secret.  There's been a male cat snooping around...and that's not the worst part (even though it is unerving to realize that a cat even dare to step into my territory--To even look at Ocee).
Nov 11, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Dear Diary, today I slept, ate, slept, and soon, I will be leaving my "safe zone", or my house, for the evening patrol.  All was fine today.
Oct 31, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Okay, so here’s the scoop.  What words would we (meaning us cats) come up with if we could affect the english vocabulary?
Oct 29, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Oct 8, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
I think SpiderCat just disproved gravity...but that isn't the point.
Oct 7, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
There it is again.  Avoid it!  My dignity begs me.  Avoid it!  My nose screams horribly.  Never mind it... My stomach mumbles with a growl.
Oct 1, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles

Counseling from a wise cat

Our topic of the day:  How to choose the right pet (human).

Sep 23, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Tuesday: Dear Diary, It is me Shtankadoodle...
Sep 11, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
They taunt us old cats with their constantly beating wings.  They take revenge on me now that I'm old--even though all I did was watch them when I was young.
Sep 9, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Article submitted by a guest writer.  If you have a Shtankadoodle post idea, list it in comments.
Sep 4, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles

A turn to the left—now a little to the right.  Just purr-fect.  So today is my first ever photo shoot, the one where I have to model.
Sep 3, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Well, I must say last night was a doozy (especially for an old kitty cat)!
Sep 2, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Aug 29, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Well…actually I have. Sort of. You see, I am the purrito (thanks to my lousy pets) and I am the new Grr-ger King special

 

Aug 28, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I love meal time!  It’s what a fluffy cat like me looks forward to everyday—besides the fighting and sleeping.  My favorite part about meal time you might ask?  Eating.  (That might be a given though…I don’t know?)
Aug 27, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Meow to all my kitty-friends!!!  I have a semi important topic to share with you today.  First and furmost, I must show you a picture.  Recently, (as in about 5 months ago) my pets (humans) gave me a haircut.
Aug 26, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Ocee, this letter was supposed to have been delivered to you a long time ago, but it wasn't, so while you have learned many of these lessons on your own already, I will read the message to you anyway:
Jul 14, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
So we've covered what I do everyday around my house, but not what I do every night.  So meow I'm going to explain.
Jul 11, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
So today I ate my food.  I was a little disturbed that even though I have bad eyesight, I noticed that it had some powder on it, so that means that either my pets are trying to poison me or give me medications.
Jun 9, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Jun 1, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
May 2, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I know what your thinking right now.  Your thinking 'Guh, another Ocee post.  She's to fed up with herself.'  But that kind of hurts!
May 1, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Haven't had your coffee today huh, pal?
Apr 9, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Apr 8, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I mean, my pets would never build a house and feed and groom one of there own kind...
Apr 7, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Yes, I am very impatient, and actually proud to admit it.
Apr 6, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
In fact, anybody who doesn't like to sleep, stop reading this post now.  Anybody who doesn't like long drawn out articles written by fury grey fluff-balls like myself, turn away now, close the tab for this website, clear your history on your computer and never, ever, look back.
Mar 22, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Feb 14, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Feb 7, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I''m sleeping....A lazy cat like me, sleeping...in a nice, warm house.  Perfect.
Jan 25, 2014
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles

I HAD A SUPER, AMAZiNG, INCREDIBLE, AWESOME DAY TODAY!!!! 

Dec 7, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
It's good...and then it's bad.  Basically, I don't like early Christmas presents that I will inevitably not like.  Thankfully, this is not one of them.
Nov 28, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Sometimes pets, or "owners", as some, poorly educated cats might say, can sometimes act more like a pest than a pet. You see, what inspired me to write this article is the hardships that I have with my very own pets.
Nov 25, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles

Impressive! I see that your smarter than most LOLcats, and seem to be a leader. I hope this really works out for you Fluffy, but first can you tell me what inspired you to become a "hotdog"?
Nov 24, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Ive been tutoring Whiskers a little. . .
Sep 9, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I always take a little after-meal nap after dinner.  As soon as I wake up I usually start to roam.
Aug 27, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Coming to you LIVE from Shtankadoodle's Ragdoll Interviews!
Aug 26, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Maybe this poem will explain what I feel right now (I call it The Shadows of The Bucket):
Jul 28, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles

My Day (story edition)

I headed for the weeds on my dainty little...

 

My Day (journal edition).

So the day started off like this, the usual, lick...

Jul 28, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Why do people spend many hours reading dumb things--like "Lol dogs"?
Jul 26, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
This cat is not lazy.
Jul 8, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
A couple of days ago, a volcano exploded right here!
Jul 6, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
is it your poor sense of sight, or how smart you are?
Jun 18, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
...and make sure nobody else get's food from my natural food deposit (my dinner bowl), Ol' Faithful Food Dish, except My Female Cat...
Apr 16, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
(I know how to deal with cases like these, because of my own problems with Ocee)
Apr 14, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Kitty you are doing this all wrong!   That's right, W-R-O-N-G.  1) First of all, crock-pots arre not for warming your bottom, heaters are.  2) "Noms" as you like to call food, do not taste good when you sit in them, (trust me I've tried).
Mar 23, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I keep telling her that humans don't eat that stuff!  (I wouldn't even trust myself to eat it, YUCK!)
Mar 20, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat driving, taking out dogsSweet!
Mar 19, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat going door to door to witness to others about ceiling cat.Scratch, Scratch
Mar 18, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Can you beat a cat at a stare down contest?Can you win a staring contest with a cat?
Mar 15, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Need a babysitter?  Call 1-800- LOLCATSWe are responsible, loving caretakers that will always make sure that your bundle of joy is safe!
Mar 14, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat does not foresee any failure.LOLcat:  I have considered all possible contingencies.
Mar 13, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
LOLcats draft blockersThis is a one time offer.... Order now, while supplies last!
Mar 12, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Too busy being a cat.Hi there, cats!  Just wanted to post why I have been gone for a bit.
Mar 11, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat plays dead to avoid bathYes, Kitty, I understand the desire to avoid baths at all costs.
Feb 26, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
LOLcat family tree of catsWhy should we learn about our ancestors?
Feb 22, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Kitty wants to be let the house.Pathethic!
Feb 20, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cats waiting for the catch to come in1...2....3....  Here it comes!
Feb 19, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cleaning CatWhich cat do I clean with?
Feb 14, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat getting rescued from tree without ladder.How embarrassing!
Feb 12, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat stuck and can't get downCats have great skills.... at getting up, anyway!
Feb 8, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat trying to help with dishesI was just putting the dishes away!  I am sorry!
Feb 7, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
LOLcat in medicine cabinet because he is to lower blood pressure Treat your heart right....Get a KITTY!
Feb 6, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat using anger management techniqueYOU are the source of my problems!
Feb 5, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cats stare at human eatingFeed US!
Feb 4, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat wants to eat "soup" (fish)Cats aren't picky about proper names for their food.  It is just soup!
Feb 1, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat will eat your food in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1Cat will eat your food in 5,4, 3, 2, 1!!!  It's MINE!
Jan 31, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Packing cat in suitcaseYou wouldn't want to forget them!
Jan 30, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat in suitcase is on vacation with youYay!  What's first on the agenda?
Jan 30, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Whiskers really cracks me up!
Jan 29, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat has a mouse in food bowlAAAWWWW!  I am getting warm fuzzies!
Jan 28, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat with mad skills on a skateboardMad skills!  I have them!
Jan 24, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat is ready for warCharge!
Jan 23, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat in bath, needs his rubber duckMeow... Where is it?
Jan 22, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat searching for catnip.Where is it?  I know that my pets (humans) bought some....
Jan 18, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat in shed destroying hose.Nom, nom, nom....
Jan 17, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat tries, unsuccessfully, to eat with a head cone on.*grumbling* Stupid human...
Jan 17, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Sitting on the ground eating his meat-free subs, when...
Jan 16, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Lolcat wishing for snowPlease....with a cherry on top?
Jan 15, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Kitty looks at a shiny bubbleOoooh!  Pretty...
Jan 14, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Kitty does not like rain days.I do NOT like water!
Jan 11, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat claims a CAT tractor.I claim it!
Jan 10, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat blocks view of windowAdmire me!
Jan 9, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Questioning the theory that LOLcats can't spell.See, Shtankadoodle?  Some of us, kitties, CAN spell, read and write without coming across as complete morons!!!!
Jan 9, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
On the count of three, get your paws off the computer...
Jan 8, 2013
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat napsGot my priorities straight!!!
Dec 20, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Christmas cat missing milk....Eh, do you think Santa Claws will notice?
Dec 19, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
All Ocicat, fashion lovers.... rejoice!
Dec 19, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Christmas present catThat is right, human, you get a kitty for Christmas....Now, serve me!
Dec 18, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat looking for Santa in a ChimneySanta?  You're coming in seven days?!?!?  I am a GOOD kitty!
Dec 18, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
This is wild jungle.  I mean, this looks just like a flower bed in my pets' yard...but this is, seriously, the JUNGLE!
Dec 17, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I'm to good for all those stupid, idiotic, retarded, rascal-like....
Dec 14, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Tunneling Cat... WE MUST GET IN THE BIG HOUSE!
Dec 13, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Christmas Cat with a new drinking bowl (tree)...Just what I wanted!
Dec 12, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Selfish Cat with Christmas ornamentMINE!  MINE!  It is MINE!
Dec 10, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Christmas costumed LOLcatHA, HA, poor kitty!  AND, even, poorer pet, when kitty gets his revenge!
Dec 7, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
lolcat in Christmas treeHas this ever happened to you?
Dec 6, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Hero LOLcatWhere are all of the Super-Kitties?  We don't need this....
Dec 5, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Realist Cat:  I need a longer tongue.Realist Cat:  I need a longer tongue.
Dec 5, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Oh, and pets, I could use some more food too!
Dec 4, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Have I ever gloated on this blog?  Don't answer that!
Dec 4, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Sushi LOLcatNow, THAT is what I call an apology!
Dec 3, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Mario lolcatThere you are, Mario!
Nov 30, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Computer Problem CatLOOOOAAAADDDD!
Nov 30, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Whaat?!  Oh gosh! Okay, fans, calm down I have a reason for this horrible picture.
Nov 30, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
All the human lights and stuff, like light posts, were lit up, so I could find my way back.
Nov 29, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Frozen LolcatOooh!  Is it still there?
Nov 28, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Yup, that's it besides spending 20 hours grooming myself.
Nov 28, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Captain Morgan CatKitties, please be responsible drinkers....
Nov 27, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Lazy catUmm, yeah!  I'll get right on that.
Nov 27, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I got a chicken bone.  It wasn't tasty, though.  It was very rotten.
Nov 26, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
After Thanksgiving, cat does sit-ups.Oooh!  Time for that tummy-tuck!
Nov 23, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Naked kitty Poor kitty...Did your pets not have turkey?
Nov 21, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cat wants turkey
Where is it?  I know that it is around here somewhere.  Now, where would I hide....
Nov 20, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Turkey is missing cat
20 pounds?  That is a BIG turkey...haven't seen it!
Nov 20, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
...Oh! yeah, this is the best rule, DON"T BE ALLERGIC TO CATS.
Nov 15, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Cats, how can you tell your human sucks?
How can you tell if your human sucks?
Nov 14, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
My pets thought that, I, a beautiful ocicat looked like a stray.
Nov 14, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
I WANT turkey!
Yeah! My mouth is watering.
Nov 13, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Get Shakespeare or something!  Oh, I forgot, Shakespeare is dead.
Nov 13, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I refused to answer to such a pathetic attempt.
Nov 13, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
Can you spot the bird?
Can you find the bird in this picture?  I CAN!!!
Nov 12, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
My semi-idiotic pets decided they wanted to cuddle me next to the fire.
Nov 12, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
LOLCat hates baths!
I do not want a bath!
Nov 9, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
lolcat walking a human on a leash

I am training my human....

Nov 8, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
LOLCat Keeping the claws retracted

Keeping my claws retracted....

Nov 7, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Hey, I've waited a year for this, and I'm planning on getting it!
Nov 7, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I strongly advise to all of you fans to get a $300 flagpole and mount it on your back.
Nov 7, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
invisible lawnmower cat

I can mow the grass....

Nov 6, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
No sugar just milk pls

Can I have some milk, please?

Nov 5, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I always look like a graceful kitty huntress! Are you questioning that? Are you?
Nov 5, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: wivvle
LOLCat in a military tank

It feels right to defend my Kitty Kingdom!

Nov 2, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Yeah, that's right!   I want to get out of Louisiana.  I want a vacation!
Nov 2, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles


I am being flung, and it is beyond my control....

Nov 1, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Back to where I was, well it shows him a bit depressed looking if you know what I mean....
Nov 1, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
lolcat chasing a dog
There is a traitor among us....
Oct 31, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
lolcat taking a bath
Splish-splash, I was taking a bath......
Oct 30, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
This is an update of the famous Kitty Shack, also known as Mansion Cat!
Oct 30, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Force Field Cat
I have a force field!  Now, how do I turn it off?!?
Oct 30, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I'm in a good mood today, Shtankadoodle left....
Oct 29, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
cat hates LOLcats

Contact me at 1-800-SHTANKADOODLE to join our cause!

Oct 26, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Oct 26, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I miss my pets.  I sure hope they'll be back soon.
Oct 26, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Can anyone hit the snooze button?  Turn out the sun for.....
Oct 25, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I am a very beautiful kitty Shtankadoodle!  See how close you'll be getting near me!
Oct 25, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Thursdays are a ho-hum kind of day.  Well, maybe they aren't all bad!
Oct 25, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
lolcat technician kitty working on computer
Oct 24, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
lolcat kitty cat in a plastic bag
Oct 24, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
My pets really don't seem to mind as long as I don't press....
Oct 24, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Actually, Uh..um that was wrapper I mean rather delicious......
Oct 23, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
My pet put me up here without my purrmission, but I still think it's nice up here. Good lookout spot if you know what I mean!
Oct 23, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Yuck. I don't think they realize how toxic that is to us cats!!
Oct 23, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Lolcat Curse you Villain
Oct 19, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: kwoodrg
cat on drugs
Oct 19, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Okay, so I reused the pic from a previous post...Shtankadoodle likes it, and so do I!......
Oct 18, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Shtankadoodle or maybe I should refer to him as my...
Oct 17, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Meowww ( my ) female cat is grooming herself...
Oct 16, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I hope I won the worlds greatest cat yawn award!
Oct 16, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I feel like a king, this is awesome!
Oct 15, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
WARNING: Do not disturb the eating ocicat!
Oct 15, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
Until you see Action Kitty, just let me nap!
Oct 14, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
If you wan't some easy advice, get fired from your job! That's the easiest and most important step! Then, you'll have all the time in the world! Well, at least that whats I know from observing humans anyway...
Oct 14, 2012
Category: Captain's Logs
Posted by: weedles
I was sitting under a tree, that was after I got pinned up, let me tell you about that...

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Oct 4, 2020
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

A hospital bed.  Wha…?  Why? Again?  Nugget’s bleary yellow eyes struggled to adjust to the brightness of the cold, concrete room he was being kept in.  A long row of hospital beds lined the endless, grimy wall, but his eyes were too unfocused to see them.  Instead, it was the smell of weak alcohol cleaner that told him exactly where he was. Nugget tried to push himself up onto his legs, but a sharp, stabbing feeling rent his stomach.

Jul 3, 2019
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Button’s paws pressed against the iron door, supporting her as she stood up on her two hind legs and tried to peer down the long, narrow row of identical white cells.  The only thing different about each individual cell were the foul creatures that inhabited them, and really, Button thought, even they didn’t seem to vary much in size or demeanor.

Jul 6, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Yet another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines On Lactolia."

May 15, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Like usual, its so long that its painful! (But you know you can't resist reading it, anyway.)

Mar 6, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Dec 16, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

An addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Nov 10, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

A spin off the of the much-loved "Star Cats" series.

Jun 2, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

The behind-wiggling sequel to 'The Big Dent' Part 1.

Nov 19, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
With Captain Shtankadoodle's prized vessel now all-but-destroyed in a brutal comet collision, the crew (Shtankadoodle included) isn't certain what to expect on their return to earth!  Find out in: The Big Dent, Part I
Oct 1, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

As if the threat of a comet bound for the Solera Station didn’t seem looming enough, with the entire ship induced into a nervous, whispered panic, Subcommander Ocee could only keep from biting her claws and resisting the impulse to shrink away into a tight cranny—a box, a nook in the insulation, a raccoon trap—anything would do, really, to get away from this news:  Lieutenant Lucky had just confirmed that the comet everybody was worried about was only seventeen minutes from impact.