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Oct 4, 2020
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

A hospital bed.  Wha…?  Why? Again?  Nugget’s bleary yellow eyes struggled to adjust to the brightness of the cold, concrete room he was being kept in.  A long row of hospital beds lined the endless, grimy wall, but his eyes were too unfocused to see them.  Instead, it was the smell of weak alcohol cleaner that told him exactly where he was. Nugget tried to push himself up onto his legs, but a sharp, stabbing feeling rent his stomach.

Jul 3, 2019
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Button’s paws pressed against the iron door, supporting her as she stood up on her two hind legs and tried to peer down the long, narrow row of identical white cells.  The only thing different about each individual cell were the foul creatures that inhabited them, and really, Button thought, even they didn’t seem to vary much in size or demeanor.

Jul 6, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Yet another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines On Lactolia."

May 15, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Like usual, its so long that its painful! (But you know you can't resist reading it, anyway.)

Mar 6, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Dec 16, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

An addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Nov 10, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

A spin off the of the much-loved "Star Cats" series.

Jun 2, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

The behind-wiggling sequel to 'The Big Dent' Part 1.

Nov 19, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
With Captain Shtankadoodle's prized vessel now all-but-destroyed in a brutal comet collision, the crew (Shtankadoodle included) isn't certain what to expect on their return to earth!  Find out in: The Big Dent, Part I
Oct 1, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

As if the threat of a comet bound for the Solera Station didn’t seem looming enough, with the entire ship induced into a nervous, whispered panic, Subcommander Ocee could only keep from biting her claws and resisting the impulse to shrink away into a tight cranny—a box, a nook in the insulation, a raccoon trap—anything would do, really, to get away from this news:  Lieutenant Lucky had just confirmed that the comet everybody was worried about was only seventeen minutes from impact.

Aug 31, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Whisker's crossed!  It's Captain Shtankadoodle's fur-blowing trilogy to, "The Sun Colony, Part 1,".
Jul 18, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Does this Star Cats addition meet the expectations set by the previous, The Sun Colony: Part 1?  Once you read it, you'll know as sure as "the day is red on Hewen IV!"
May 1, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Savor the Star Cats, "Sun Colony" Mission.  It's even better than King's Buffet Cake with tuna ganache!
Mar 22, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
The claw-biting conclusion to Missions and Suspicions Part 4 (3,2, and 1)
Jan 28, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
The tail-twisting, can't-tear-your-eyes-away continuation of Missions and Suspicions Part 3
Nov 22, 2015
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
The fur-curling continuation of Missions and Suspicions Part 1 & 2!
Dec 22, 2014
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

“Yes, but I don’t-,” Before the ensign could say anymore about the fact that the air vents on the shuttle already had been fixed, Lieutenant Lucky abruptly pointed to her new badge, a Lieutenant's badge.  The ensign drooped his shoulders and walked out of the office that had just been a storage room until Ensign Lucky had been promoted.

 
Oct 19, 2014
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
“And next is um, Ensign Lucky!” I stumble over my words, watching Ensign Lucky bounce up and down, ready to come up on stage for her promotion.  I, Captain Shtankadoodle, had contacted Admiral Meowers to host a celebration, promoting Ensign Lucky to lieutenant, and Ensign Spot to doctor.  Almost everybody on my crew was excited.
Sep 6, 2014
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
The bridge controls were the only thing that functioned in the entire ship at that moment.   They (expensively) were designed to preserve energy for any such circumstance.  As I start barking orders to Subcommander Ocee, a heat wave hits the ship.   Subcommander Ocee puts her helmet on.  Safe.  I still wonder how this could get so bad, in just two hours of sleep though.  And now, the continuation...
Apr 26, 2014
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
The entire crew had had a weary trip crossing space and nebulas, their imperative mission was to deliver medications and probiotics to the deathly sick scientists on one of the farthest away moon bases, Destiny II.
Mar 10, 2014
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

     “What do we do now?” Ensign Mew Mew wonders aloud as we retreat to the backwards so that Bert can't see us.

     “We have to get back to the future or the current time…or maybe the past?” I Captain Shtankadoodle respond.
Feb 13, 2014
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Last Time On Star Cats: 

As he headed for the small, dusty litterbox, a strange eminating, ambient, creepy noise came from behind Ensign Meow Meow.  A blue flash of light came with it.

And now, the continuation...

Dec 26, 2013
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Ensign Meow Meow, still stranded on an alien planet, is tempted to help this new alien society--even it means that he has to break regulations to do so.
Nov 19, 2013
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Ensign Mew-Mew wandered into the forest last time on Star Cats, and has yet to come back.  The Ensigns realize Ensign Lucky's condition has worsened.  The Catnip beams a few of the Ensigns up, but cannot get a lock on Ensign Mew-Mew.
Nov 1, 2013
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Last time, on Star-Cats: Ensign Lucky tripped over a stone because of Ensign Ricky's and Ensign Spot's ignorance, smashing the only communicator to their starship, Catnip. Stranding them on Planet-1-Gr3-(1840)-D for four weeks...

Now...

Oct 13, 2013
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Ensign Mew-Mew, Ensign Lucky, Ensign Spot, and Ensign Ricky beamed down to planet 1-Gr3-(1840)-D, and get stranded.

Aug 25, 2013
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Subcommander Ocee is left in panic when her captain disapears.  Meanwhile Captain Shtankadoodle is left with a crazy farmer who thinks his name is actually "Mickey"!
Jul 5, 2013
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

"What er ya doin' in me farm!"a stranger to me asked. I, still trying to remember how I even got here, could not answer, "Oh yeah mmm...I must 'ave hired a lazy folk, now get ta work!  When I hired you, Mickey, I thought I had a good hand!" The farmer said leaving.

"Mickey?" I wondered, what in the world was this weird ol' farmer talking about?

 
May 20, 2013
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Captains Log:  We had been sailing smoothly to the Klingmeow home world for some time now, until we decided to take a short-cut through "The Purple Nebula" now we are stranded in "The Purple Nebula" with warp speed off-line.  We still do not no the cause of this mishap, and I plan on asking for that five-year warranty on the warp-core when I get back to Earth.

 

 
Apr 15, 2013
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Captains Log: I was sitting in my quarters drinking some mocha when the red-alert came on.  I don't like it when the red-alert comes on without my purr-mission, so I rushed to the bridge to see what was so big that my crew couldn't verify with me, FIRST.  (We are still holding that persuasive pea-brained Ocicat leader, Spot in our brig).
Feb 12, 2013
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
CAPTAINS LOG:  We are under direct orders from Star-Convoy command to deliver, stowaway Spot, otherwise known as Ocicat ruler,  to star-base 0045, or was ot starbase 1?  Oh well,  they are only a few million light years apart.
Dec 20, 2012
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Captain's Log:  StarConvoy gave me immediate orders to bring Ocicat leader, Spot, aboard our ship.  We have planned an abrupt change in our exploration to greet Spot aboard his ship, the Hard-To-Catch.  I have yet to know why we are taking him to earth, but the orders were immediate.
Nov 8, 2012
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Subcommander Ocee is trying to launch herself out an airlock....

Nov 2, 2012
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Captain's log:  We have beamed down to this unknown planet...
Oct 21, 2012
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
Captains log: subcommander Ocee says that we have some how been trapped inside a computer...
Oct 19, 2012
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
We just hit a gap in our timeline, or maybe even worse...

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Oct 4, 2020
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

A hospital bed.  Wha…?  Why? Again?  Nugget’s bleary yellow eyes struggled to adjust to the brightness of the cold, concrete room he was being kept in.  A long row of hospital beds lined the endless, grimy wall, but his eyes were too unfocused to see them.  Instead, it was the smell of weak alcohol cleaner that told him exactly where he was. Nugget tried to push himself up onto his legs, but a sharp, stabbing feeling rent his stomach.

Jul 3, 2019
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Button’s paws pressed against the iron door, supporting her as she stood up on her two hind legs and tried to peer down the long, narrow row of identical white cells.  The only thing different about each individual cell were the foul creatures that inhabited them, and really, Button thought, even they didn’t seem to vary much in size or demeanor.

Jul 6, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Yet another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines On Lactolia."

May 15, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Like usual, its so long that its painful! (But you know you can't resist reading it, anyway.)

Mar 6, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Dec 16, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

An addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Nov 10, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

A spin off the of the much-loved "Star Cats" series.

Jun 2, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

The behind-wiggling sequel to 'The Big Dent' Part 1.

Nov 19, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
With Captain Shtankadoodle's prized vessel now all-but-destroyed in a brutal comet collision, the crew (Shtankadoodle included) isn't certain what to expect on their return to earth!  Find out in: The Big Dent, Part I
Oct 1, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

As if the threat of a comet bound for the Solera Station didn’t seem looming enough, with the entire ship induced into a nervous, whispered panic, Subcommander Ocee could only keep from biting her claws and resisting the impulse to shrink away into a tight cranny—a box, a nook in the insulation, a raccoon trap—anything would do, really, to get away from this news:  Lieutenant Lucky had just confirmed that the comet everybody was worried about was only seventeen minutes from impact.