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Meow!  I'm Shtankadoodle, and I'm a cat.  Actually, I'm more than that.  I'm a cat in command of an entire starship--you wouldn't believe it from my picture, would you?  (No, not Cattain Shtankadoodle.  Believe me, the cheesy puns can get tiring)

I've done a lot of things. People think that cats don't do much, but they're wrong.  I've done a boatload of stuff. Namely, sleep on the pavement, sleep on the grass, sleep in a planting pot, sleep on an outdoor swing, sleep in a house, sleep on a bed, sleep on a padded car bench, sleep in a tiny cat hut, sleep in the mulch, etc.  And yet with all my wildly exciting adventures, I hadn't dreamed of the adventures I find myself doing today:  Sleeping on a starship!  Sleeping on even an alien planet!  And survey vessels...and stuff.

You see, I'm captain of the Starship Catnip, and I have a crew with a large running tally of somewhere around...well, I don't keep count.  Keeping count is one of those many things that wastes my very valuable sleeping time.  What does matter is that every feline under my command is happy as I guide them--er, they guide me--through the vast depths of space.  Sure, they're probably happy because I suspect that they are partying in the wee hours of the night--or morning (isn't so hard to keep track of time without a sun?)--but, hey!  They're happy!  And again, it's one of those things that I'd rather not get worked up about and instead enjoy a nice, long, nap.  I mean, we get places.  We accomplish the missions that Star Convoy sets for us.  I think.  So again:  What does it matter?


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Oct 4, 2020
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

A hospital bed.  Wha…?  Why? Again?  Nugget’s bleary yellow eyes struggled to adjust to the brightness of the cold, concrete room he was being kept in.  A long row of hospital beds lined the endless, grimy wall, but his eyes were too unfocused to see them.  Instead, it was the smell of weak alcohol cleaner that told him exactly where he was. Nugget tried to push himself up onto his legs, but a sharp, stabbing feeling rent his stomach.

Jul 3, 2019
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Button’s paws pressed against the iron door, supporting her as she stood up on her two hind legs and tried to peer down the long, narrow row of identical white cells.  The only thing different about each individual cell were the foul creatures that inhabited them, and really, Button thought, even they didn’t seem to vary much in size or demeanor.

Jul 6, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Yet another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines On Lactolia."

May 15, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Like usual, its so long that its painful! (But you know you can't resist reading it, anyway.)

Mar 6, 2018
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

Another addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Dec 16, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

An addition to, "The Sun Always Shines In Lactolia."

Nov 10, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

A spin off the of the much-loved "Star Cats" series.

Jun 2, 2017
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

The behind-wiggling sequel to 'The Big Dent' Part 1.

Nov 19, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles
With Captain Shtankadoodle's prized vessel now all-but-destroyed in a brutal comet collision, the crew (Shtankadoodle included) isn't certain what to expect on their return to earth!  Find out in: The Big Dent, Part I
Oct 1, 2016
Category: Star Cats
Posted by: weedles

As if the threat of a comet bound for the Solera Station didn’t seem looming enough, with the entire ship induced into a nervous, whispered panic, Subcommander Ocee could only keep from biting her claws and resisting the impulse to shrink away into a tight cranny—a box, a nook in the insulation, a raccoon trap—anything would do, really, to get away from this news:  Lieutenant Lucky had just confirmed that the comet everybody was worried about was only seventeen minutes from impact.